Archive for the ‘Canadiana’ Category

Fairy Tales Do Come True

Monday, March 1st, 2010

And so it ended. With one goal, Sid the Kid closed the Vancouver Olympics and completed Canada’s record-setting gold medal run, putting the finishing touch on the Games that will define my generation. For my whole life, I’ve heard politicians, TV personalities and beer commercials proclaiming our prominent place on the world stage with that awkward blend of arrogance and nervous self-doubt that haunts all our searching for the Canadian Identity. But this morning, I woke up in a country astonished to discover that it’s really true. Newspaper headlines and radio show hosts all had the same tone of humble pride: “Well imagine that! We did it!” The roaring crowds in roads and stadiums, the tragic heroism of Joannie Rochette, Clara Hughes’ beaming exit from a glorious career, the glut of gold medals, and of course that golden moment that will live in our hearts until they stop, gave an example of excellence fit for the whole world, and finally showed us what it is to be Canadian: We live in this great cold country with three coasts, we are good at what we do, we love one another deeply, and that is enough. I’ll end with a phrase I heard shouted more times than I could count in streets and bars across London last night:
God keep our land, glorious and free.

National Unity…

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

…is walking through the snow two hundred feet from an eight story apartment building with all its windows closed against the cold, and hearing the walls vibrate with the cheer for an unimportant goal. Go Canada.

Alexander who?

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

7 to 3.
Stick that in your big red machine and grind it!
LLLLUUUUUUUUUUU!

Your Tax Dollars at Worship

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

Any self-respecting Messiah needs at least the rudiments of liturgy and public devotion if he’s to be taken seriously. Never outdone in matters of piety, the boys at the CBC are preparing a modest musical hecatomb to the Hopeful One, to contain the 49 ‘musical offerings’ best expressing life north of 49. Obama really does turn the world on its head. Canadians still define the nation with reference South, (it’ll take the Apocalypse to change that), but in two short months we’ve gone from haughty moral superior to breathless supplicant. Surely He Who Changes will be most pleased.

Remembrance Day

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

It seems as though every Remembrance Day someone trots out the little trope that we remember our fathers’ sacrifices so that we won’t have to repeat them. I’m surprised it took me so long to realize the obvious error of this sentiment. We remember their sacrifices first of all to pray for their eternal rest, and second to honour those who remain. Of course these acts should affect our own disposition as well, the goal being to give us courage to follow in their footsteps. The only certain thing about freedom is that it will always require the blood of the free. Remembrance Day reminds us to offer it. When we finally decide “never again,” and act on it, we will have decided to live as slaves.

At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them, lest we forget.

Oh Canada

Thursday, January 26th, 2006

To moderate the bitterness of the last post, allow me to do a bit of flag waving:
Oh Canada

and state that Canada is my home and native land, which I love with all my heart. That’s one thing that makes it so frustrating to see it making such big mistakes sometimes.