This next Tip comes thanks to Dz my awesome sister, mistaken for Dz in a technical SNAFU (OK, just my lack of attention):
Bachelor Tip #6: when posting confessions about state of personal hygiene on internet be glad you are anonymous. Otherwise bachelorness may be eternal.
When you get off the bus with two hours to go for a job interview, and you’ve left your shaving kit hundreds of miles away, you’ll probably think of buying a disposable set and shaving in a gas station bathroom. To make the operation a bit smoother, be sure to open all your wares BEFORE asking for the key. You don’t understand how noisy and time consuming that plastic shell packaging is until you’re trying to crack it on the sly. And if you need to have a stealthy sink-shower, find a second gas station.
Out of soap? Use shampoo.
Out of shampoo? Turn the hot water up til it hurts, and MELT the grease out of your hair! Then buy some shampoo. Seriously.
Peach yogourt + water = peach milk.
When you find yourself trying to open a can of beans with a hammer, avoid the obvious strategy of smacking the lid with the claws. This annoys your neighbours and turns the can into a waterfall as soon as you punch the first hole. Instead, hold one claw against the lid, leaning down as hard as you can. Wiggle the handle back and forth with your free hand until you get through.