Ditch Doc

Out of soap? Use shampoo.

Out of shampoo? Turn the hot water up til it hurts, and MELT the grease out of your hair! Then buy some shampoo. Seriously.

Peach yogourt + water = peach milk.

When you find yourself trying to open a can of beans with a hammer, avoid the obvious strategy of smacking the lid with the claws. This annoys your neighbours and turns the can into a waterfall as soon as you punch the first hole. Instead, hold one claw against the lid, leaning down as hard as you can. Wiggle the handle back and forth with your free hand until you get through.