Category Archives: Bachelor Tips

Bachelor Tip #17 – Updated

Problem: I’m in a hotel, shaving for an important job interview, and haven’t brought any oil for the touch-up. Solution: The complimentary conditioner gives nearly as much blade slip as oil. But it IS water soluble, so apply plenty, and … Continue reading

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Bachelor Tip #16

Problem: I can’t afford a space heater, and my feet stick out from the blankets, so I wake up every two hours with cold toes. Solution: Wool socks. I haven’t slept this well since I was 18.

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Bachelor Tip #15

I wish I’d been told this when I was fourteen: after shaving, use your left hand to spread a little olive oil around your still-wet face. Use the same hand to rub all over against the grain and find rough … Continue reading

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Bachelor Tip #14

Check out this website, valuable not only to bachelors, but married men and monks as well. Don’t bother with the comments, though. Most of them are eminently skippable.

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Bachelor Tip #13

Problem: “I can tie my tie in a double Windsor, but I can never seem to get that classy dimple in the middle.” Solution: The secret of the double Windsor is a loose knot. If it lets the tail run freely and feels soft … Continue reading

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Bachelor tip #12 – Bachelor investments

OK, guys, the hottest stock on the market right now is Tools. A few days ago, I decided to open my passenger door, a feat that has not been performed in over a year. Instead of taking the truck to the shop, I bought Tools … Continue reading

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Bachelor Tip #11

My air mattress doesn’t fit in my new apartment. The first night, I slept on the four foot long couch, and woke up every two hours. The second night, I slept on the floor, and woke up with all my vertebrae at … Continue reading

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Bachelor Tip #10

Are you tired of washing a ton of pots after eating? Worried about dwindling global fresh water deposits? Then why are you still boiling perogies, eggs and frozen corn in different water?

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Bachelor Tip #9

Are the bumps in your air mattress keeping you awake? Lay a couple of blankets over top. They smooth things right out.

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Bachelor Tip #8

When you pulled your pants out of the dryer, were they covered in those little pills of balled up fabric? Do you own an old three-headed leviathan electric shaver? Turns out they work better on pants than they do on … Continue reading

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