Enviro Tap

The other day, I saw an ad for a sleek looking bathroom faucet, the chief boast of which was its revolutionary water-saving design. How does it work? Well, (and listen carefully, it’s complicated), it appears that it runs at a mind-bending 1.7 gallons per minute, trouncing the industry standard 2.3. That’s right. It makes the water run slower. So while the rest of you neanderthals are doing the same thing by cranking your dinosaur taps a quarter turn less, I’ll be getting water from my boldly yet reservedly styled, almost sentient cosmosoteriofaucet, like the rest of the enlightened. If only there were more of us. Sigh.