Ditch Doc

If you’re looking for a scathing condemnation of hypocrisy, keep looking. What the world needs now is more hypocrisy. It used to be that when you were a bad man, you paid lip-service to the virtues of the good man. Perhaps you even pretended to have them. This made you a hypocrite. Now, all the best bad men wear their badness on their sleeves and scream it from the rooftops. These aren’t hypocrites but men of integrity, with an honest, consistent dedication to sin. By word and example, they destroy even the idea of the good man. Give me a hypocrite any day.

To all my evangelical-off-the-cuff-praying friends: The Lord already knows you are speaking to Him. Your prayers are not made more efficacious by your use of His name as a comma.

Ecumenism is a Hasidic Jew singing reggae in praise of Hashem and reigniting your zeal to say the Rosary in public. Enjoy.

Jerusalem - Matisyahu

And if this doesn’t work, tell me. I want you hear this guy.

This is possibly the best-written encyclopedia entry on Groundhogs that I’ve ever read. I wonder if it’s possible to find other entries by the same guy.