Bachelor tip #12 – Bachelor investments

OK, guys, the hottest stock on the market right now is Tools. A few days ago, I decided to open my passenger door, a feat that has not been performed in over a year. Instead of taking the truck to the shop, I bought Tools and did the job myself in three hours for about $200, probably pretty close to what the mechanic would have charged. Only now I have a 126 piece socket set, a 1/2″ drive break-bar torque wrench with 3/8″ adapter, and a size 47 star head socket. How many other investments give a 100% return in three hours? Forget Ballard. It’s Tools, gentlemen, Tools.