New take on BSE culls

Next time a cow with BSE shows up in your country, kill all the cows you have to to make yourself feel safe. Don’t burn them though. Send them to African villages dying of starvation. But make sure that each crate has this warning on it:

Warning! Eating this meat will result in a 1 in 17,000,000 chance of developing a fatal brain disease. Consume at your own risk!

Maybe there should be a separate warning as well:

Warning! No matter how hungry they look, don’t feed this meat to cows!

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