Ambush

Once upon a time, in the fair and sunny kingdom of Golden, British Columbia, there was a reporter. In all the kingdom, no other reporter rode to war so galantly, nor yet so speedily. Yea, neither could the very Mounted Police in their fiery chariots outstrip the worthy knight. Returning to his castle, he wrote much slander of the honest Police, and drew their wrath. Then did the wily constables raise a false hue and cry,  and the reporter, with his charmed scanner to his ear, did attend, and did saddle his fleetfoot steed. But great was his dismay when he reached the Pass of No Escape, for then did the Mounted Police, close hid in the bushes and armed with mighty radar, ride out behind with blue and red livery abroad, and throw the book at his head.