Bachelor Tip #11
My air mattress doesn’t fit in my new apartment. The first night, I slept on the four foot long couch, and woke up every two hours. The second night, I slept on the floor, and woke up with all my vertebrae at different angles. The third night, I took the cushions from the couch and put them on the floor. Getting close, but still a bit uncomfortable from the ponderous weight of my lower body hanging off the end of the cushion and twisting my spine upward. So I spaced the cushions out, one for the chest and one for the hips, and slept for TEN HOURS!
September 9th, 2006 at 11:19 am
That is typically you! One of a kind. Now get a real bed!