Wilderness adventure

I’ve decided that the difference between someone who goes to pre-med straight out of highschool and someone who tries to get into med school via that anonymous college is something like the difference between two men wishing to travel from Kinshasa to Paris, one of whom takes out his Capital One card, orders e-tickets and heads for the airport, while the other looks at the sun to find North, grabs his machete and his bugspray, and strikes out into the jungle.