Greydog phone tree: “Using your telephone key pad, please enter the first four letters of your destination city.”
Ditch: “3678″
Greydog: “For Fort Assiniboine, press 1 … Fort Macleod, press 2 … Fort McMurray, press 3 … Fort Nelson, press 4 … Fort St. James, press 5 … Fort St. John, press 6 … Fort Saskatchewan, press 7 …
Glad I wasn’t looking for Fort Vermilion!