Ditch Doc

So having filed an application for the medical program at UBC, how long would one have to wait before attending class, assuming one got accepted on the first attempt? Is it:

a) Long enough to give notice at your current job,

b) Long enough to take an extended holiday to Europe,

c) Long enough to take another semester of classes, or

d) Long enough for a pair of blue whales to conceive and bear a healthy calf.

I’ll give you a hint. It’s not a time marker likely to have much relevance to this particular applicant.

Got this one from the notorious Russian. Let’s file it under questions you hope a cop will NOT be asking you on your way to a shift you’re about to be late for:

“Afternoon. Mind if I see your pilot’s license?”