Private Transportation

Then there was the one about the guy who was too drunk to catch his bus, but really needed to head north. In a nearby restaurant, a trucker was enjoying his coffee when he was dismayed to see his truck pulling out of the frontage and heading out on the highway. He sprang into action. Our travelling hero hadn’t yet made it out of town when he glanced in his borrowed rearview mirror and noticed a pickup, urgently encouraging him to pull over. He soon had a few more hard knocks to his credit. When the mounties arrived, they found him once again without means of locomotion, a few blocks from the bus depot, lying in the ditch, watched over with all the fury of a trucker from his coffee untimely ripped. Did he want to press charges? “No. I deserved it.”