“Just don’t stretch your legs out too far; those are the rudder pedals.”
“Yeah, that was ninety degrees of bank.”
“Well, the good thing is both engines will never go out at the same time.”
“Hmmm…”
“Um, looks like we don’t have wing flaps for this landing.”
“We’ll make you puke yet.” (Nope. You won’t.)
To the co-pilot, on seeing the Bible I brought on one flight: “Look Ryan, he doesn’t trust us much!”